What happened to Kurt?

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What happened to Kurt?

Postby ROB » Sat Jul 08, 2017 11:15 am

Haven't seen him in donkey's. He get banned too?
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Re: What happened to Kurt?

Postby Douchebag » Sat Jul 08, 2017 3:22 pm

ROB wrote:Haven't seen him in donkey's. He get banned too?

Faggot Brits like you shoulda been banned too!
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Postby el3so » Sat Jul 08, 2017 6:00 pm

ROB, you could try sending him a PM or an email (anyone remember those?)

It's a miracle he kept up with this sh!t as long as he did.
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Re: What happened to Kurt?

Postby ROB » Sun Jul 09, 2017 10:29 am

I'd snapchat him, but my phone is locked full of the dick pics that MJK keeps sending me.
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Re: What happened to Kurt?

Postby rickshaw92 » Sun Jul 09, 2017 6:00 pm

He married a Nigerian woman. Perhaps she ate him?
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Re: What happened to Kurt?

Postby MJK » Sun Jul 09, 2017 8:30 pm

You're lucky your mom picks the corn and suppositories off of it before she takes those photos.
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Re: What happened to Kurt?

Postby ROB » Mon Jul 10, 2017 12:18 am

She has to, lest they dominate the photo.
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Re: What happened to Kurt?

Postby MJK » Tue Jul 11, 2017 10:09 am

Your momma dominates Domino's. She so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass.

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