The Big BFC Audience Survey

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It is thought that the audience for BFC has expired but evidence is lacking. So are you still alive?

Yes
17
44%
No
4
10%
I'm in hiding for tax/spouse/warcrimes/sexchange/legal injunction reasons
5
13%
I'm a pornbot
2
5%
I was involved with the thesis and got banned
0
No votes
I wasn't involved with the thesis and got banned
1
3%
I'm senile. What time is breakfast and can I have toast with the crusts cut off? Nurse, I think you might need to change my sheets
1
3%
Seth Rich Seth Rich Seth Rich Seth Rich Seth Rich Seth Rich Seth Rich Seth Rich Seth Rich Seth Rich Seth Rich Seth Rich Seth Rich Seth Rich Seth Rich
1
3%
I'm Penta
8
21%
 
Total votes : 39

Re: The Big BFC Audience Survey

Postby goat balls » Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:34 pm

Now that you've reminded me what mt Fujimoto was like, I'm surprised she wasn't made an administrator here. Btw, it was people like that that caused the exodus amigo.
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Re: The Big BFC Audience Survey

Postby ROMAD_25 » Sat Sep 30, 2017 5:32 pm

dogtanian wrote:1. I once met Penta; had a bottle of wine with her. She's a very nice, educated, and well travelled lady. No idea why she got banned and tbh I don't really care.

2. The lack of fresh meat entering the BFC abattoir is probably due to the amount of obscene language smatterd within threads and tread titles. This has basically killed the BFC insofar as google search rankings are concerned. Therefore, very few new members... and underweight volume of web traffic. This would be easy enough to fix by removing all the 'fucks' and 'cunts' at database level.


It's been a fucking while.... Lousy cunt.
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Re: The Big BFC Audience Survey

Postby nowonmai » Sun Oct 01, 2017 12:14 am

ROMAD_25 wrote:
dogtanian wrote:1. I once met Penta; had a bottle of wine with her. She's a very nice, educated, and well travelled lady. No idea why she got banned and tbh I don't really care.

2. The lack of fresh meat entering the BFC abattoir is probably due to the amount of obscene language smatterd within threads and tread titles. This has basically killed the BFC insofar as google search rankings are concerned. Therefore, very few new members... and underweight volume of web traffic. This would be easy enough to fix by removing all the 'fucks' and 'cunts' at database level.


It's been a fucking while.... Lousy cunt.


Dogtanian still writes like a 12 year old. The cunt.
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Re: The Big BFC Audience Survey

Postby ROB » Sun Oct 01, 2017 4:11 am

fuck
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Re: The Big BFC Audience Survey

Postby snaark » Sun Oct 01, 2017 1:54 pm

dogtanian wrote:2. The lack of fresh meat entering the BFC abattoir is probably due to the amount of obscene language smatterd within threads and tread titles. This has basically killed the BFC insofar as google search rankings are concerned. Therefore, very few new members... and underweight volume of web traffic. This would be easy enough to fix by removing all the 'fucks' and 'cunts' at database level.


I would have thought this would be a boost to search rankings. What else do people use Google for, apart from searching for "fuck" and "cunt"?
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Postby el3so » Sun Oct 01, 2017 11:31 pm

I voted I wasn't alive but I kinda did come back so I will probably get banned ;-)

snaark wrote:What else do people use Google for, apart from searching for "fuck" and "cunt"?

You overestimate people's spelling abilities whilst underestimating the number of holes a human body has.
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Re: The Big BFC Audience Survey

Postby 2 Charlie » Fri Oct 13, 2017 6:06 am

So, this Penta thesis, where can I find it. Seriously.
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Re: The Big BFC Audience Survey

Postby Caliban » Wed Dec 06, 2017 1:19 am

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I'm still around you fucker, i'll never die
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Postby el3so » Wed Dec 06, 2017 4:14 pm

Glad to see my favorite UK retired LEO is alive and posting.
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Re: The Big BFC Audience Survey

Postby nowonmai » Mon Dec 18, 2017 9:14 pm

Caliban wrote:. I'm still around you fucker, i'll never die


You're worse than Mrs Brown's Boys, at this rate you'll end up with a part in Casualty
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Re: The Big BFC Audience Survey

Postby Expat » Thu Dec 21, 2017 1:28 am

It happens Nowonmai when old age and injury prevent autofelatio.
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Re: The Big BFC Audience Survey

Postby Expat » Thu Dec 21, 2017 10:59 pm

dogtanian wrote:1. I once met Penta; had a bottle of wine with her. She's a very nice, educated, and well travelled lady. No idea why she got banned and tbh I don't really care.

2. The lack of fresh meat entering the BFC abattoir is probably due to the amount of obscene language smatterd within threads and tread titles. This has basically killed the BFC insofar as google search rankings are concerned. Therefore, very few new members... and underweight volume of web traffic. This would be easy enough to fix by removing all the 'fucks' and 'cunts' at database level.


Is she still a cunt though.
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Re: The Big BFC Audience Survey

Postby ROB » Wed Dec 27, 2017 4:42 am

Expat wrote:
dogtanian wrote:1. I once met Penta; had a bottle of wine with her. She's a very nice, educated, and well travelled lady. No idea why she got banned and tbh I don't really care.

2. The lack of fresh meat entering the BFC abattoir is probably due to the amount of obscene language smatterd within threads and tread titles. This has basically killed the BFC insofar as google search rankings are concerned. Therefore, very few new members... and underweight volume of web traffic. This would be easy enough to fix by removing all the 'fucks' and 'cunts' at database level.


Is she still a cunt though.


That is fucked.
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The Big BFC Audience Survey

Postby russlits » Tue Dec 04, 2018 7:55 pm

RE: The Big Bus Conversation Survey
The idealogy of what a politician thinks would make a better bus service, to what i think would make a better bus service, are most likely to be miles apart from each other. But then again, ive only been on the buses 31 years, and i do live in the real world. So what would i know. :-

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Re: The Big BFC Audience Survey

Postby Kurt » Thu Dec 06, 2018 4:42 pm

russlits wrote:RE: The Big Bus Conversation Survey
The idealogy of what a politician thinks would make a better bus service, to what i think would make a better bus service, are most likely to be miles apart from each other. But then again, ive only been on the buses 31 years, and i do live in the real world. So what would i know. :-

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I think I know what is happening. You are using such a wonky network set up you are not able to keep track of the boards you are posting to.

So you just post by the number of the topic. That is why you seem like a crazy non sequiter person.

So, you need to actually clean up your settings so you do not confuse yourself or confuse others.

Somewhere there are phpBB boards with travel stuff is the comment in a bus conversion message board about Wine and people who were banned.

So, that has to be pretty funny.
You probably have the same password and username for each board too.
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