My New Job

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My New Job

Postby Kurt » Mon Jan 27, 2020 5:43 pm

No longer spying on right wing cranks I finally got a job where I will be protecting a component of the transportation infrastructure of the US from cyber whatever.
Kinda weird that president Trump assassinating Quds guy would lead to the best paying job I have ever had.

Trump 2020! Stupid Shit Pays The Mortgage!

Just kidding....seriously..vote for someone else.
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Re: My New Job

Postby seektravelinfo » Tue Jan 28, 2020 1:29 am

Congrats on the new job ! Not to worry, I WILL be voting for someone else.
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Re: My New Job

Postby babihutan » Thu Jan 30, 2020 12:29 am

seektravelinfo says
I WILL be voting for someone else.


He is single handedly keeping our entertainment industry alive and thriving, not sure why you would wanna do such a thing....
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Re: My New Job

Postby Farmdog » Thu Jan 30, 2020 3:14 am

Kurt,

I need to have an off flag talk with you. I am working on your type of actions on behalf of the big green machine. Currently looking at NOTPETYA and several other problems. I am working on JACK VOLTAIC 3, I'd love to have your input.

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Re: My New Job

Postby Kurt » Fri Jan 31, 2020 1:52 am

Farmdog wrote:Kurt,

I need to have an off flag talk with you. I am working on your type of actions on behalf of the big green machine. Currently looking at NOTPETYA and several other problems. I am working on JACK VOLTAIC 3, I'd love to have your input.

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No problem. I can PM you my phone.

I would love to get data to be able to track down the people behind these, if possible.

This person is my new Cyber Security Crush.

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/01/3 ... e_failure/
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Re: My New Job

Postby ROB » Fri Jan 31, 2020 7:52 am

You guys need a room?
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Re: My New Job

Postby Kurt » Fri Jan 31, 2020 6:59 pm

ROB wrote:You guys need a room?


No, there is this thing we use called a phone. It used to have dials and now it is used to view photographs that one swipes left or right on.

Anyway phones have been a downer on homosexual entendres for a while now.

Alexander Graham Bell: Watson. Come here, I need you.
Guy Somewhere: Get a room you two!
Alexander Graham Bell: A room is not needed. I have invented the telephone. I have destroyed this joke forever.
Guy Somewhere: Watson is lubing his butthole for gay sex with the inventor of the telephone!
Alexander Graham Bell: Still has a few bugs in it. I am sure technological achievement will one day end this....and who let this guy in here!
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Re: My New Job

Postby RYP » Sat Feb 01, 2020 3:31 am

Murrica. Fuck yah!
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