The COVID-19 vaccine

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Postby el3so » Sat Nov 21, 2020 3:01 am

Alphabet wrote: In your opinion, where is the best place in Europe to land and claim asylum? Of course the locals will have to bow down to my language, my customs, obey my women and such. I can convert to Islam if it helps.
These and pretty much most of the days your best bet would be the UK. They have their NHS and that special relationship thing but maybe that was just a cuck thing Bush and Blair had going ;-)
Not the place it used to be or probably turns out to be but at least you speak the language, could probably get into some kind of PSD gig if your RL is not as abrasive as your online persona plus they are softer on paperwork which is why all the immigrants want to get there in the first place.
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Postby Alphabet » Sat Nov 21, 2020 3:09 am

el3so wrote:
Alphabet wrote: In your opinion, where is the best place in Europe to land and claim asylum? Of course the locals will have to bow down to my language, my customs, obey my women and such. I can convert to Islam if it helps.
These and pretty much most of the days your best bet would be the UK. They have their NHS and that special relationship thing but maybe that was just a cuck thing Bush and Blair had going ;-)
Not the place it used to be or probably turns out to be but at least you speak the language, could probably get into some kind of PSD gig if your RL is not as abrasive as your online persona plus they are softer on paperwork which is why all the immigrants want to get there in the first place.




You totally ignored my FN FAL question.


You're dead to me.


ETA: My PSD days are over. Way, way done holding the hands of rich twats. Thinking more some kind of hostel for hot Euro chicks with daddy issues.
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Postby el3so » Sat Nov 21, 2020 3:16 am

Alphabet wrote:You totally ignored my FN FAL question.
You're dead to me.
Plant's inside connect and outside incentive (bikers I guess) ended 15 years or so ago.
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Postby Alphabet » Sat Nov 21, 2020 3:28 am

el3so wrote:
Alphabet wrote:You totally ignored my FN FAL question.
You're dead to me.
Plant's inside connect and outside incentive (bikers I guess) ended 15 years or so ago.



It's the apocalypse. What if I landed with the Five-seveNs I bought way before they were cool? Shouldn't I get some kind of wink wink, you're ok kinda citizenship deal?
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Postby el3so » Sat Nov 21, 2020 4:20 am

Alphabet wrote: It's the apocalypse. What if I landed with the Five-seveNs I bought way before they were cool? Shouldn't I get some kind of wink wink, you're ok kinda citizenship deal?
No airplanes for little people in an apocalypse hombre, tell me you know that much. You'd be wearing a mask all the time too and fuck me if they will not have your balls in a vice on account of not getting vaccinated next couple of months/years.
Single spree killing involving a 2 year old and LEOs biting their guns, can't but agree on thinking personal firearms possesion should of course be allowed but regulated. Hard. TBT any and all hypothetical handguns would be the least useful items in my inventory if this whole situation was some type of video game...
Those "well trained militia vs state sanctioned organised violence of pretty much any state" arguments have been moot since they stopped shooting with muskets.
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Postby el3so » Tue Nov 24, 2020 1:38 am

Alphabet wrote: My PSD days are over. Way, way done holding the hands of rich twats. Thinking more some kind of hostel for hot Euro chicks with daddy issues.
Yeah I watch porn too.
But hear me out, maybe there is money to be made catering to a selection of the gap year crowd, hand-holding two tourists through some places not too far off the grid, not too sketchy. Bonus if one is blonde, one a brunette and they happen to want to improve on their BJ skills.
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Postby Alphabet » Thu Nov 26, 2020 8:28 am

el3so wrote:
Alphabet wrote: My PSD days are over. Way, way done holding the hands of rich twats. Thinking more some kind of hostel for hot Euro chicks with daddy issues.
Yeah I watch porn too.
But hear me out, maybe there is money to be made catering to a selection of the gap year crowd, hand-holding two tourists through some places not too far off the grid, not too sketchy. Bonus if one is blonde, one a brunette and they happen to want to improve on their BJ skills.



Blondes? Gross. You can have them.


I only want the the raven haired chicks.
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Postby el3so » Wed Dec 02, 2020 2:35 am

Tarkan wrote: Election over, Biden appears to be the winner, and just like that, COVID isn't a big deal anymore.
All those Italian crisis actors eh?

FWIW I will have to wait my turn for inoculation but that bet is 99% won. No other money in this game but I am looking forward to some jolliness come second half of 2021.
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Postby el3so » Sun Jan 10, 2021 11:06 pm

Can't upload the vaccination roll-out schedule from the gov.eb site but it looks pretty cool. Set for June, month earlier all 5 types are supposed to be available and in use so there is a crap-load of guinea pigs before me (jk)
Probably no choice which one, not expecting to be directly charged for it. As long as it isn't mainlined, I am willing to take my chances getting free injections.
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Re: The COVID-19 vaccine

Postby Kurt » Wed Jan 13, 2021 1:45 pm

Tarkan wrote:
Pelosi and Harris are going to 25th Amendment that senile patriarch of a degenerate family asshole.


Out of context this quote is really funny.
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Re: The COVID-19 vaccine

Postby Kurt » Mon Jan 25, 2021 6:14 pm

ROB wrote:
Kurt wrote:Are you getting ready to condemn pro-Trump violence or are you getting ready to justify it?


It will be as a result of left wing something.


Dang! Quite accurate.
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Postby el3so » Wed Jan 27, 2021 1:42 am

el3so wrote:doubt (...) EU will get screwed over by whatever pharma company lives around here.

Delays in the vaccine supply. Should be fun.
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Re: The COVID-19 vaccine

Postby ROB » Wed Jan 27, 2021 2:37 am

Kurt wrote:
ROB wrote:
Kurt wrote:Are you getting ready to condemn pro-Trump violence or are you getting ready to justify it?


It will be as a result of left wing something.


Dang! Quite accurate.


Tediously so.
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Postby el3so » Wed Jan 27, 2021 3:07 am

ROB wrote:
Kurt wrote:
ROB wrote:
Kurt wrote:Are you getting ready to condemn pro-Trump violence or are you getting ready to justify it?

It will be as a result of left wing something.
Dang! Quite accurate.
Tediously so.

Funny how John Titor got none of it right.
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