Imagine how bad it would be if they were real?
I do not know how my cucked self would deal with it.
Anyway, This weekend I have about 1200+ miles of train track to try and find backdoored VMWare images (not as dramatic as it sounds, I know where to look and it is all reachable by taxi).
Good thing someone who does not give a flying fuck about Russian cyber attacks is still in office. This way we can focus on important stuff like who is cucked or not.