gullivers sucks. i spent my first night in bkk eating okay but expensive food, shitty and just as expensive beers, and losing at pool to thai hookers. the dong dae moon is a bit cheaper, and the pool's free, but still not a very good place. the whole banglampu/kao san road area totally sucks in my opinion. the next time any of you are in town, try a place called the 'red pub'. it's on ramintra road. tell the taxi driver "raminta, kilo see, foodland'. when you get to foodland, get out of the taxi and walk down the sidestreet past foodland. the bar has a couple native american style totem poles out front. when you meet the owner, who speaks pretty good english, tell him that holland and kilroy sent you.
the next day, get out of bangkok as fast as you can to see the real thailand.
i gotta hand it holland, he sure does know how find the good parts of places and the right folks. a coold dude, to be sure.
and lanky, i reckon you wouldn't know a nice fuck if it bit you on the cock.
when they ask how you feeling
you tell em you feeling like something important died screaming
you tell em you feeling like something even more important arrived breathing
something you should probably try feeding