Send some $$$ and Help rule the World!!

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Send some $$$ and Help rule the World!!

Postby realrescue3 » Mon Feb 21, 2005 4:38 am

We just found out today our next baby will be another boy.
Number three.... will be due in four months.

This of course will mean the Presidency of Ecuador and Ministry of Defense and State Dept./ Ministry positions will be directly within our grasp within the next short 16 years and we are currently seeking political and financial support from a variety of free world democratic countries and private economic giants to help educate and place these boys in advantageous political positions.

Banana, Pineapple and seedoil companies are encouraged to apply
along with low tech arms dealers and Oil companies from anywhere in SE Asia.

Thank You for your support....
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Postby Dim » Mon Feb 21, 2005 5:55 am

Congratulations. Sounds like stately Rescue Manor is getting crowded . . .
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Postby Slam » Mon Feb 21, 2005 6:03 am

Number three?!! I didn't know there was a number two!! Congrats dude!
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Postby Kurt » Mon Feb 21, 2005 7:06 am

the first thing rr3 does when he comes to Ecuador is remove his pants it seems.

Congradualations....your place is gonna be trashed..should be fun.
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Postby rickshaw92 » Mon Feb 21, 2005 7:09 am

Way to go 2R3!
Im reallly fuclimg pissed but fespite that I can still hit a tarfet at 1000m plus. mayVRVe bnot tonight but it qint beyond the wit if man. Nowhammy.
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Postby Medevac » Mon Feb 21, 2005 8:16 am

Congrats RR3, I assume your travels to Afghanistan and similar are for some peace and quiet.
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Postby Mikethehack » Mon Feb 21, 2005 11:48 am

Congratulations Real Rescue!
Sounds to me like you are trying to start up your own private army :-)
Don't have any (although I do have three nephews) and I'm the only member of my family not to have delivered any grandchildren yet.
I'm not sure if I want any and I don't know how I'd feel if I knew one was coming along.

A Belgian tv friend of mine says never work with the three B's-Boats,Beasts and Babies (the Belgian equivalent of our way of saying "never work with children or animals")

Kids...? (shudder)
Lots of my pals make it look so easy (don't be such a chickenshit,Mike)

Anyone who can raise a family and go to DP's gets my vote for 'Hardest amongst the Diamonds'.
That's you,Real Rescue 3.
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Postby doyle » Mon Feb 21, 2005 2:33 pm

Time to tie a knot in it. Congrats RR3!
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Postby ROB » Mon Feb 21, 2005 2:52 pm

Congrats RR3. I hope that ministry thing comes off for you.
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Postby coldharvest » Mon Feb 21, 2005 2:53 pm

along with low tech arms dealers

coldharvest Arm's Pit is on it's way down, can I get that spot next to Cliff's place?
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Postby kilroy » Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:46 pm

congrats on brother number 3...

just make sure you spank 'em if they try any pol pot style shit.
when they ask how you feeling
you tell em you feeling like something important died screaming
you tell em you feeling like something even more important arrived breathing
something you should probably try feeding
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Postby nick » Mon Feb 21, 2005 4:15 pm

Congrats RR3.
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Postby shivers » Mon Feb 21, 2005 6:17 pm

Wow! Congratulations, rr!

Dang. Women must be afraid just to stand next to your potent self. I'm in awe.
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Postby Helmschmied » Mon Feb 21, 2005 9:33 pm


I hope some BFC members can hold positions in the new administration?
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Re: Send some $$$ and Help rule the World!!

Postby ROB » Thu Feb 01, 2018 6:26 am

RR3's kids are all teenagers this year. Hope they're doing well.
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