BACK IN THE USSR

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BACK IN THE USSR

Postby Fansy » Fri Aug 17, 2012 11:02 am

no just kidding back in tehran. after over 7 years. the same place where i originally stumbled across the bfc, and then registered an awesome name, and logged in to start makin fun of you scrubs. the rest is history. man time sure does fly doesn't it.
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Re: BACK IN THE USSR

Postby Hitoru » Fri Aug 17, 2012 3:22 pm

Make sure you take photographs in a restricted area while you're there.
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Re: BACK IN THE USSR

Postby rickshaw92 » Fri Aug 17, 2012 8:41 pm

Hitoru wrote:Make sure you take photographs in a restricted area while you're there.



And photos of the women folk.
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Re: BACK IN THE USSR

Postby Ultra Swain » Fri Aug 17, 2012 9:46 pm

I hope you brought your dradle.
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Postby el3so » Thu Aug 23, 2012 10:20 am

Yep, time flies. Have fun amigo.
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Re: BACK IN THE USSR

Postby TrOuBLeDbOyXD » Wed Sep 05, 2012 1:12 am

rickshaw92 wrote:
Hitoru wrote:Make sure you take photographs in a restricted area while you're there.



And photos of the women folk.


persian girls are super hawt

try to get pics of them without their hijab

:D
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Re: BACK IN THE USSR

Postby Freyja » Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:30 pm

Wow. Have fun, man. I really want to go there some day, before they open a disneyland.
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Re: BACK IN THE USSR

Postby coldharvest » Tue Feb 12, 2013 4:33 am

Freyja wrote:before they open a disneyland.

A Russian Disneyland would be a dystopian fun-house not to be missed
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Re: BACK IN THE USSR

Postby Freyja » Wed Feb 13, 2013 1:32 pm

coldharvest wrote:
Freyja wrote:before they open a disneyland.

A Russian Disneyland would be a dystopian fun-house not to be missed


Er..... yes. "Not to be missed".
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Re: BACK IN THE USSR

Postby Fansy » Sun May 05, 2013 7:12 am

BACK IN THE WORST COUNTRY EVER. ITS FUCKING GREAT.
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Re: BACK IN THE USSR

Postby Woodsman » Sun May 05, 2013 12:19 pm

Go for broke; shoot a hot Arab porn flick.
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Re: BACK IN THE USSR

Postby Ronbo » Tue May 21, 2013 11:44 am

Woodsman wrote:Go for broke; shoot a hot Arab porn flick.


Really go for broke and shout "Allah Sucks Donkey Dicks" at the Revolutionary Guards at the former American Embassy in perfect Persian at high noon :-)

I say you get lynched before prayers at 3 p.m.

Any takers?
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Re: BACK IN THE USSR

Postby JITW » Wed May 22, 2013 4:03 am

Fansy if you don't hurry up and start a blog I am gona' stab you in the testicles - you are interesting and a good writer, it would be a hit bro


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Re: BACK IN THE USSR

Postby coldharvest » Wed May 22, 2013 8:56 am

JITW wrote:Fansy if you don't hurry up and start a blog I am gona' stab you in the testicles - you are interesting and a good writer, it would be a hit bro


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True dat
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